can’t you imagine it though?
ginny’s going through a questioning phase and her older brothers keep making sex jokes so she writes in her diary “what’s a clitoris?” and tom’s on the other side like “i am a dark lord but i have a duty to this poor girl”
are you trying to insinuate that Voldemort gave Ginny Weasley the sex talk
All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.
I guess some people may not know this existed, or if they did they had no access to it, but there are two issues of a comic book called Thor: The Dark World Prelude. And in it there is character development for Darcy and Jane that is CANON for the MCU.
It especially explains what happened to them over in Norway and what happened when Thor never came back.
You can probably find scans in certain tags on tumblr and I’m downloading copies now for myself so if anyone wants these particular scenes posted then let me know and I’ll do what I can today.
Below the cut are scans of all the darcy and jane scenes.
I don’t care so much if people ignore certain canon things for their own reasons, but if there are people who want to remain as true to the MCU as they can before branching out into their own twists, this helps tremendously.
The biggest thing is that while in Norway Darcy found out about why they were really there and she and Jane were pretty annoyed about not being told.
friendly reminder that when oliver wood addressed the gryffindor quidditch team as ‘men’, angelina johnson called him out on his sexist and misogynistic bullshit by reminding him there were women on the team too, and he listened to her without question ✿◕‿◕✿
did you just
The Avengers are every person you see in high school.
The shy nerd
The asshole you just can’t hate
The hot foreign guy
The quiet guy who’s always playing guitar and probably smoking something
His bitchy/bad ass girlfriend (depending on if she likes you or not)
The emo kid that somehow gets all the chicks
And that one cheerleader that EVERYONE knows has a hard-on for the athlete
Hello, and welcome to my little PSA on pregnancy and labour in fanfiction.
I have rather a ‘thing’ for a well-written pregnancy fic but all too often I find they are obviously written by people who have never had a child. In other words, it’s glorified and prettied up and SO HORRIBLY INACCURATE that it makes me want to cry.
Pregnancy is NOT magical. Amazing, yes. I still can’t get my head around the fact that I once grew a whole human from scratch and she’s now walking and talking and singing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. But it’s not magical. Mostly, it sucks. And it’s not glamorous.
So here is my very long information post on pregnancy from conception to birth, written to hopefully correct misconceptions that those writers without sprogs may have about this ‘magical’ event.